August 28, 2012

random pilot jokes

googled from the Internet:

Two drunk fighter pilots are flying in formation.
Leader to W1: "Can you see me?"
W1 to Leader: "No.""Can you see ME?"
Leader to W1: "No."
W1 to Leader: "Cool, now we are stealth fighters!!!"

Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred"
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center."

Lost student pilot: "Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself!"


Maneesa said...

i only get the last one heeheh

E`n1x said...

well, for the first one, just because you can't see me, doesn't mean i'm in stealth mode @ invisible =P.

for the second one, the at the level that Cessna is at, he's already in outer space! ok so probably if you're a pilot only you might get this one hehe.